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"Its a sad dichotomy, and I never want to lose the
sensitivity that there is something inherently unfair about it."
I asked Jerry what he thought about the difference between
the Las Vegas of earlier years, and Las Vegas now. I reminisced about the old, beautiful
hotel entries where the span of an elegant casino was ones first glimpse of the
entertainment capital of the world.
"Its
money. Its big business. Its progress. If you questioned the resort owners
about how it used to be compared to how it is now, theyd pro-bably tell you and me
as well, to go be an off-ramp at Charleston Boulevard.
"In thinking about my own town, Las Vegas, it does break
my heart to see a marquee that once announced the appearance of Sophie Tucker, now
advertise roast beef for $9.99.
"I love progress, but I hate change. I battle it all the
time.
"Those were terrific days. Las Vegas was a different
kind of economy. The shows, the stars and the appearances brought in the people. On the
strip one could see Dean Martin at one spot, Frank Sinatra at another. Then Sammy Davis,
Shecky Green, Tony Bennett, Danny Thomas, and Lena Horne.
"I know Steve and Eydie miss Vegas terribly. They played
Caesars a few weeks ago, just for a few nights. In the days were talking about, we
would appear for three and four weeks.
"Frank and I used to have so many talks about the
changes in Las Vegas, and how life goes on. Frank took it as a personal affront when the
Sands was torn down. "How could they do that?" he asked.
"Easy!" I told him. "They tore down the old
one and built a new one.
"The Castaways across from the Sands was great fun. We
used to hang out there between appearances. One night they let me deal blackjack just for
fun. I was giving money away like crazy. Id look at a ladys cards and tell her
she needed a 10, then go through the deck and find her one. I gave away maybe $6-$700, in
my nonsense, and the Castaways got the equivalent of a $50,000 spread in Life Magazine.
"We used to have so much fun. We never went to bed
before 8:00 a.m. It was like walking into an atom bomb to walk out of the casinos at that
hour."
"The Las Vegas of today is very different. Im appearing at the Orleans because
I asked to appear there. They have a wonderful theater and their audience is, in the main,
local people. Im going to be dressed in a $3,000 tuxedo because I believe an
audience deserves the respect.
"Im usually on stage for a few hours. Its
always the audiences call. If they want more, I give them more. Gene Hackman came
backstage once. He told me hed gotten exhausted just watching the time Id
spent on stage. I do sweat.
"I am a very proud Las Vegan. I love this town. I love
what it stands for. I love the people.
"Fame, celebrity and fortunes have never changed my
basic philosophy which every audience sees.
"I have a seminar called Laughter and Healing, which I
think is wonderful. Its a two-hour lecture on the human condition, and the
importance of laughter in peoples lives.
"I get to expound on all the stuff Ive gathered in
my brain, and I make sure the audience has a great time.
"Ive been doing this for years. I do it most
particularly with health care givers in medical schools and universities. Im always
amazed at the ranges of age and diversity of the listeners.
"I did a lecture in Dallas last week. In an audience of
two thousand people, there was such a wide age range I was astonished myself. There were
children of 7 and oldsters of 97."
I wondered, and asked, if Jerry believed in God.
"Id never be an Atheist," he laughed,
"they dont have any holidays. Of course I believe in God, and always have.
Im not a born again...
"Are there any born again Jews?" I asked.
"Yes," he laughed, "I can name a few.
"Why does a child try to start walking at 11
monthswhy not at 3 months? What makes the trees bloom in the spring?"
While Jerry and I agreed these were awesome questions, a few
people began coming into the room. I met his assistant, Penny, or "Betty Boop,"
and his loving and seemingly very peaceful wife who he calls Sam.
I asked Jerry if hed had enough, if wed had a
good enough time.
"You know," he said,
"being a creator Im always looking for wonderful differences in the
things we do. Once, when Dean and I had been together for about ten years, Herb Kamm,
editor of the New York Herald Tribune, and I, were talking about his column on our opening
at the Copa in New York.
"I said, good grief, were not going to talk about
the beginning again, are we? Please dont! We just want to let people know that
were opening.
"I asked Herb, do me a favor since the whole world
already knows the story of Dean and Jerry. Please do your column without any writing. At
the top, put Dean and Jerry. Then leave the rest blank with an arrow pointing
to the bottom, and write Opening at the Copa Cabana December 4, Dean and Jerry. Get
your tickets now."
Jerry, this is for you Kid. Break a leg, or not.
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